The bouncer stared at the Doberman, who was glaring at him with an intimidating stare that could soften steel. “A Doberman Pinscher? I haven’t heard of any Dobermans being used for guidance.”
“It’s a new program,” the man explained with the smoothness of silk. “Not only are they incredibly smart and focused, but they provide a level of personal protection that your average Labrador just can’t offer. It’s about safety and service.”
Seeing that he was no match for the confidence of the man, the bouncer moved out of his way. “Sorry about that, Sir. Enjoy your meal.”
The friend with the Chihuahua was stunned. If he can get a Doberman in there, he thought, this should be a breeze. He threw on his own sunglasses, tucked his tiny dog under his arm, and marched toward the bouncer.
“Sorry, pal,” the bouncer said, already sounding annoyed. “No dogs.”
“You don’t understand,” the man said, mimicking his friend’s serious tone. “I’m blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog.”
The bouncer glanced down at the small shaking animal that was trying to lick its paw. The bouncer stared back at the man. “A Chihuahua? You’re saying that an animal weighing four pounds is your seeing-eye dog?”
The man paused. He could feel the disbelieving stare from the bouncer. He could feel the quietness of the lobby around him. And then he just stared at his own leash before his jaw dropped open and his hands started to shake with sheer terror.
“A Chihuahua?! You’re telling me they gave me a Chihuahua?!”
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